Shelvis The TransVelvis
Tribute To: Elvis Presley
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New York City, NY 10003
Shelvis is currently, according to the Weekly World News, in seclusion. The once King of Rock N Roll has decided to lay low after his sex-change surgery and extensive liposuction. The King is now the Queen, and on tour to support the new RCA compilation "Elvis #1 Hits" in order to meet the terms and conditions of his record contract.
The Queen had this to say about the upcoming tour "Damn *&^%$# RCA Records, they were holding Lisa Marie hostage, told me I had to fill my end of the recording contract those &^%$$#@@#@@ !!!"
Occasionally the King (Queen?) can be spotted belting out one of his/her old songs onstage, or even some "new" Shelvis songs from the upcoming release called "DisGraceland, Off the Toilet and Out of the Closet". Audiences are always in for a treat when Shelvis the Transvelvis takes over the spotlight after 25 years of seclusion!
The new record will feature completely new songs that Colonel Parker had rejected, wanting to keep Elvis in the closet, the CD will feature "Queen for a Day", "Shithouse Blues".